I got a massive overdose of gamma radiation from the Xerox machine and just printing call sheets, you know? By the time I stepped in front of the camera, I was very comfortable. It was great.

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

There's a myth about actors saying, 'Oh no, that's not me on screen at all. I'm just acting.' OK, if I were to say to you that's not me, that's fine. And I would tell you that I don't behave like a villain everyday, and that's true, I don't. But to say there's absolutely none of me in there is ridiculous.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

If you get into the area of judging the character you're playing you're getting into a sticky area.

I grew up in the art world.