My mom has a good way of engaging me in a conversation about the choices I make, listening, being objective and open-minded, and respecting those choices so long as they don't put me in danger.

I feel like my behavior goes over better on the streets of New York.

Why can't people just say they were moved? Why do they have to say it's sappy?

You sleep with people all the time that you hate.

People should try eating no animal products for just one day a week.

If you show up in L.A. with your shirt inside out or socks mismatched, people start putting change in your cup.

I have a very bad relationship with mice.