I get offered a lot of the same type of thing... The teenage slasher movies.
Chickens, cows, and pigs in factory farms spend their whole lives in filthy, cramped conditions, only to die a prolonged and painful death.
After I left LA... it was like waking up. And so I moved back east and stopped auditioning.
I have a very bad relationship with mice.
If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
In New York, as long as you're not peeing in someone's doorway, everyone thinks you're a gentleman.