I've always loved writing.

No, I consider myself computer illiterate.

Oh, I wouldn't want to go on a date with a female celebrity. I'd rather go on a date with a real woman.

I don't drink. I don't do drugs.

I bounce off four walls, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, because I only sleep those four hours a day.

I do really crazy things all the time, but I can't think of anything offhand

I do most of my own stunts because the stunt guys show me how.