Musicians wake up and create a more loving community by creating heavier music.

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.

Dead men always have the last laugh. They win. They're dead. You can't hurt their feelings anymore.

Lyrics are my racket; music is play - the fluff stuff.

Everyone wants to be well-loved and appreciated but, at the same time, there are some people that just don't want to be your friend, and there's nothing you can do or say to change that.

I love songs because by nature they are concise; they sum up. I try to use as few words as possible. It's usually funnier that way, anyway.

I don't think music is my job - I don't think about it that way, because I don't really get paid. There's not paycheck at the end; it's more of a "whatever is left over" kind of situation. Also, it keeps me from thinking about my creativity as a business, which it is not. It should remain pure; that's one of the reasons I made music in the first place.