You're not so bad. You'll get there. You should have seen Alec do flips at first. I think he kicked himself in the head once.

Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.

I do not mean to seem indelicate or ungrateful," said Linette Owens, "but are you a dangerous lunatic?

What you said was true. we don't live or love in a vacuum. There are people around us who care about us who would be hurt, maybe destroyed if we let ourselves feel what we might want to feel.

With God on your side, what does luck matter?

Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?" "Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest." "But kosher." "I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.

If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you