You have to give everyone ugly motives for everything they do, because ugly motives are all you understand.

Is this some manly bonding thing I can't be a part of? Are you getting matching haircuts?

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

Will turned around slowly, wiping blood from his face. "You're glaring at me," he said to Magnus. "You look like Church before he bites someone.

Even the trip throught the Portal had not disarranged Magnus's hair spikes. He tugged on one proudly. "Check it out", he said to Isabelle. "Magic?" "Hair gel. $3.99 at Ricky's.

Do not seek revenge and call it justice.

Magnus, you were trying to flirt with your own plate." "I'm a very open-minded sort of fellow!" "Ragnor is not," Catarina said. "When he found out that you were feeding us guinea pigs, he hit you over the head with your plate. It broke." "So ended our love," Magnus said. "Ah, well. It would have never worked between me and the plate anyway.