What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom.

The law is hard but it is the law.

You look lousy,"Simon said. Jace blinked."Seems an odd time to start an insult contest,but if you insist,I could probably think up something good

Clearly,' said Luke, 'something's going on that I don't know about.' Simon looked over at him. 'Sometimes I think that's the motto of my life.

Actually," said Jace, "I prefer to think that I'm a liar in a way that's uniquely my own.

Who said we were owed happiness?

No one told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend." "We're Millennium Lint now," Simon protested