I have a dress fitting to get to at three.' (Simon) 'Cool,' said Kyle, slinging his messenger bag over his shoulder and heading for the door. 'Get them to make you something in red. It's totally your color.

You may have the worst timing since Napoleon decided the dead of winter was the right moment to invade Russia.

Isabelle was holding an umbrella. It was clear plastic, decorated with decals of colorful flowers. It was one of the girliest things Simon had ever seen, and he didn’t blame Alec for ducking out from under it and taking his chances with the rain.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

I think he’s handling it with grace. A lot of teenage boys would sulk, or lurk around under your window with a boom box.

Hey guys! Wish you were here, except not really. We're having fun. Check it out-the pyramids! -Alec and Magnus

Doubtless the lunatic asylums of the world are filled with unfortunate women who have failed to see my charms.