One thing you'll learn as you get older, Simon, is that when people tell you something unpleasant about themselves, it's usually true.
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Cassandra ClareI promise to charm the dickens out of him,' said Will, sitting up and readjusting his crushed hat. 'I shall charm him with such force that when I am done, he will be left lying limply on the ground, trying to remember his own name.' 'The man's eighty-nine', muttered Jem. 'He may well have the problem anyway.
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