They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes

You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." "Very amusing, my sarcastic friend. It's not a rock, precisely. All Shadowhunters have a witchlight rune-stone.

No one told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend." "We're Millennium Lint now," Simon protested

I always knew there were vampires, dude,” he’d said. “Because, you know how there’s people you know who, like, always look the same, even when they’re, like, a hundred years old? Like David Bowie? That’s because they’re vampires.

The most terrible things men do, they do in the name of love."— Madame Dorothea

Ladies who were no better than they should be, whose dresses were too tight, too bright and too all the things Magnus liked most, lounged on velvet-covered benches along the walls.

Sometimes one must choose whether to be kind or honorable," he said. "Sometimes one cannot be both.