Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

Baby?" She perched beside him in the chair. "You're kidding me right?" "I was trying it out, no?" "no," she said firmly Simon & Clary

Coaxing drunken Shadowhunters into making fools of themselves was a favorite occupation among the Downworlders, and this performance had been a tremendous success.

I get no sense from his note at all,” said Will, bounding to his feet, “except that he can quote Tennyson’s lesser poetry. Sophie, how quickly can you have Tessa ready?” “Half an hour,” said Sophie, not looking up from the dress. “Meet me in the courtyard in half an hour, then,” said Will. “I’ll wake Cyril. And be prepared to swoon at my finery.

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

You are the central point about which his world spins.

I can't get enough adventure," Magnus said lightly. "And adventure cannot get enough of me.