The only one who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.

Some Laws were meant to be broken.

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

It's Will," she said. "He's being absolutely ridiculous in the dining room." Charlotte looked puzzled. "How is this different from him being totally ridiculous in the library or the weapons room or any of the other places he's usually ridiculous?

I was Marked by a very cute boy with terrible impulse control. I don't remember because I was basically unconscious but everyone was mad at him when I woke up. The end, love Clary.

No, you don’t need to help me. But if you don’t, there’s nothing stopping me from calling you up again and again, now that I know you can’t kill me. Think of it as me leaning against your Heavenly doorbell… forever.

If no one cares for you at all, do you even really exist?