What's an eBay?" "A mythical place of great magical power." - Jace Wayland and Clary Fray (City of Bones)

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

My mother always told me if I rode a motorcycle with a boy, she'd kill me." ... She couldn't hear him laugh, but she felt his body shake. "She wouldn't say that if she knew me," he called back to her confidently. "I'm an excellent driver." -Clary & Jace, pg.289-

And then you'd turn to me and smile that funny smile, and I know you'd forgotten all about me and just remembered -- but I was never mad at you. Half of your attention is better than all of anyone else's.

You know,” Cecily said, “you really didn’t have to throw that man through the window.

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

The Brother's hood fell back, and his silvery hair shone out in the dim chamber like starlight. All the air rushed out of Tessa's lungs in a single instant. The Silent Brother was Jem.