My mom says you only need three people you can rely on to achieve self-actualization.

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.

I need some beef and broccoli before I face any more Mr. Darcy. It's a truth universally acknowledged that if you watch too much television on am empty stomach, your head falls off." "If your head fall off, " Tessa said, "the hairdressing industry would go into an economic meltdown

Every heart has its own melody.

They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes

What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

Achilles was murdered with a poisoned arrow, and Jason died alone, killed by his own rotting ship. Such is the fate of heroes.