The letter I received said you had need of my particular talents, but I must confess that I have so many talents that I am not sure which one you require.

When I first arrived in London, I so quickly tired of being surrounded by so many people that it was only with great difficulty that I refrained from seizing the next unfortunate who crossed my path and committing violent acts upon their person.

I need some beef and broccoli before I face any more Mr. Darcy. It's a truth universally acknowledged that if you watch too much television on am empty stomach, your head falls off." "If your head fall off, " Tessa said, "the hairdressing industry would go into an economic meltdown

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite

Just remember, when your mother’s gnawing my ankle like a furious mama bear separated from her cum, I did it for you.

Henry's breath hissed out through his teeth. That ba-bad man, he finished, with a quick glance at Cecily, who rolled her eyes.

Magic is dangerous- but love is more dangerous still