What would you prefer? 'What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagersโฆ.
Cassandra ClareNo, you donโt need to help me. But if you donโt, thereโs nothing stopping me from calling you up again and again, now that I know you canโt kill me. Think of it as me leaning against your Heavenly doorbellโฆ forever.
Cassandra ClareClary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.
Cassandra Clare