I stabbed you. With a massive sword. You caught on fire." His lips twitched, almost imperceptibly. "Okay, so maybe our problems aren't like other couples.
Cassandra ClareI would leave at once, but it would be cruel to abandon a lady in a foreign land with a maniac.
Cassandra ClareMagnus, you were trying to flirt with your own plate." "I'm a very open-minded sort of fellow!" "Ragnor is not," Catarina said. "When he found out that you were feeding us guinea pigs, he hit you over the head with your plate. It broke." "So ended our love," Magnus said. "Ah, well. It would have never worked between me and the plate anyway.
Cassandra ClareDear me. Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.
Cassandra Clare