People always say, 'Who is your audience?' and I could never put a finger on it - and I wouldn't want to put a finger on it.

[I] go to the Golden Globes, the Grammys, all the awards shows. Just stuff you would never get to do as a regular person were things that were really exciting for me.

How would Elvira run the state of California? Well, there isn't much I could do that is worse than what Arnold Schwarzenegger has done. Running it into the damn ground. If I was running the whole nation? I would have free Netflix movies for everyone.

[Vincent Price] taught me how to cook fish in my dishwasher.

I have a lot of good days I'd like to relive, but that [ the day my daughter was born] was one that's still with me.

People were really staying away from me. And that's kind of when I split up with all my best friends at school - they were going, "Something's happened to her, she's totally weird" - and found my new friends, who were Beatles fans.

It's weird. I guess I got so used to [g-strings] when I was really young that I just couldn't stand it anymore.