When I lived in Las Vegas, I was meeting everybody: Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Engelbert Humperdinck, Tom Jones - we won't go there - but all these people that were working in Vegas a million years ago, way before I was Elvira.

A lot of people bring it to me at conventions. At first I was going, "I can't sign that. That's not me." And now I just say, "Eh, whatever."

When I was a kid... I don't know which was more embarrassing, when I was really into The Beatles or when I was a hippie.

I would just think that I would remember modeling for the cover of an album with Tom Waits, who I've always loved.

I do not remember the '70s, for who-knows-what-all reasons.

I believed that lemmings really jump off of cliffs.

Women like to be scared, but they don't like the blood and the gore, and especially movies that have violence and torture involving women. Women don't want to see that, I can tell you for damn sure right now.