How would Elvira run the state of California? Well, there isn't much I could do that is worse than what Arnold Schwarzenegger has done. Running it into the damn ground. If I was running the whole nation? I would have free Netflix movies for everyone.

People always say, 'Who is your audience?' and I could never put a finger on it - and I wouldn't want to put a finger on it.

I always say there are no coincidences.

It's weird. I guess I got so used to [g-strings] when I was really young that I just couldn't stand it anymore.

There are a lot of other movies I've done multiple times, like Werewolf Of Washington, where I really get tired of watching it.

I just count myself really lucky to have a career that I love and that continues to pay my rent.

I can't stand VPL, visible panty line. So I'm wondering how many other people out there are wearing thongs.