There actually isn't anything better than a noble failure. It will always teach you something and you will always learn from the experience.

You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it?

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.

All great reality shows have a very, very similar format. That's why it was so easy to parody.

I'm a great swimmer, probably due to the size of my feet.

I understand how important hair is to a woman's self-esteem and confidence.

Never work with kids or animals.