Please, ground, just open up and let me fall into an endless crevasse till I hit the center of the earth and combust. Please. Is that too much to ask?

Women are impossible, witches are worse, and women who are powerful witches are going to be the death of me.

Better stupid and safe that smart and dead.

I feel like a fox in a henhouse full of Catholic girls.

Being good is something that one must choose over and over again, every day, throughout the day, for the rest of one’s life.

My sister thought about it for a few moments. "Well, that's boring," she said finally. "Why can't you read porn of something fun that I could borrow?" I laughed. "Maybe later.

Could he actually be my muirn beatha dan?