Parker: When can you start? Rainie: I can start tomorrow if you'd like. My schedule is pretty much open. All I have to keep me at home is Thomas. Parker: Ah. It figures that there'd be a man in the picture. You're too lovely to be unattached. Rainie: Thomas is a cat.

When you've been hurt, you don't make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That's his mama's job.

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you.

I strike fear into you because I am a man?" "It isn't funny." "I do not laugh. It is a sad thing, yes, that your husband is a man. A very terrible thing.

Sammantha: Tucker? Tucker: Does some other man call at this hour just to hear your voice? If so, give me his name, and I'll kill him.

And if you ever - and I do mean ever - try to leave me, I’m goin’ with you.

When your head tells you one thing and your heart another, listen to your heart. It tells no lies.