The United States is one of the only holdouts, not changing to metric.

These are mad times, but there have been a lot of mad times in the world.

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it.

I think one of the sexiest things a couple can share is laughing.

The people who present themselves as normal and nice and good are often the scariest monsters in the world.

You've got muscles and you use them everywhere else in your body when you want it. Why not your face?

It's easier to make fun of things that people can help doing.