Your wits make others witty.
I shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me: that's his.
bad news travels faster than good.
God, grant us our desires, and grant them quickly.
you must be gay; only thus can life be endured. I speak from experience for I have had to endure much, and have only been able to endure it because I have always laughed whenever I had the chance.
I like to praise and reward in a loud voice and to scold in a whisper.