you will always be my favorite hello and hardest goodbye. P.S. i will always love you

I don't know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they're just closet pyromaniacs.

My box bedroom can only fit a bed and a wardrobe but it was my whole world. My only personal space to think and dream, to cry and laugh and wait until I became old enough to do all the things I wasn't allowed to do.

I make it easier for people to leave by making them hate me a little.

To new beginnings. To the pursuit of...somethingness.

You have the rest of your lives to catch up together. After all, soulmates always end up together. [...] Ey-girlfriends are easily forgotten. Best friends stay with you for ever.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.