Now let me teach you another thing about my daughter. I love her very much but she has the ability to hide as expertly as a sock in a washing machine. No one knows where it goes, just as no one knows where she goes, but at least when she decides to come back, we're all here, waiting for her.

I think I wished for you all of my life.

I'd tried enough to know that anything long term wasn't going to work.

I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off.

There's a fine line between love and hate.Love frees a soul and in the same breath can sometimes suffocate it.

Maybe love is thinking that every time your partner does or says something mundane that you want to start a Mexican wave from here to Uzbekistan in utter delight.

people who say its a long story, mean it's a stupid short one that they are too embarrassed and couldn't be bothered to tell