On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.

The truly fashionable are beyond fashion.

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.

San Francisco is perhaps the most European of all American cities

Love is someone you can be silly with

I have the worst ear for criticism, even when I have created a stage set I like, I always hear the woman in the back of the dress circle, who says she doesn't like blue.

Miss Marilyn Monroe calls to mind the bouquet of a fireworks display, eliciting from her awed spectators an open-mouthed chorus of ohs and ahs.