I have the worst ear for criticism, even when I have created a stage set I like, I always hear the woman in the back of the dress circle, who says she doesn't like blue.

On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.

I want to make photographs of very elegant women taking the lipstick off their teeth.

Love is someone you can be silly with

Never in the history of fashion has so little material been raised so high to reveal so much that needs to be covered so badly.

After twenty annual visits, I am still surprised each time I return to see this giant asparagus bed of alabaster and rose and green skyscrapers.

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.