I know hate is a strong word and everything, but its okay: we're teenagers.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

It really kind of sucked to be close to someone for so long and then suddenly not be anything anymore.

Oh, don't be a spoilsport. Gossip is sexy. Gossip is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should!

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!

I'll tell you what I think. I think you need to stay indoors reading more books!

I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don't swear, they tell their mothers everything.