I don't eat chicken abortions!

The girls show more skin these days, but I think, generally, they behave the same way as when I was growing up.

...forgiving is not the same as forgetting.

Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won't want it to end.

No matter the truth, people see what they want to see.

But I've always been fascinated with that prettiest-girl-in-the-class person that I never was, getting inside her head and showing that she's just as tormented and messed up as everybody else.

You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.