I don't eat chicken abortions!

I tend to stare at people and memorize what they're saying and how they say it.

I'm just a crazy person. I mean, I really didn't have any trouble coming up with weird ways for people to die. I think I'm just very twisted!

The girls show more skin these days, but I think, generally, they behave the same way as when I was growing up.

But I've always been fascinated with that prettiest-girl-in-the-class person that I never was, getting inside her head and showing that she's just as tormented and messed up as everybody else.

Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won't want it to end.

You want to fly in jets, and I just want to fly" -Baby Carlyle