...don't act like I didn't for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

I guess I was popular in high school.

...forgiving is not the same as forgetting.

Even now, I change my style and clothes from one day to the next, but during high school I blended in. I think a lot of people are that way. I guess that's why I can write about an array of characters.

Most people were raised to believe they are just as good as the next person. I was always told I was better.

I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don't swear, they tell their mothers everything.

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!