He regarded life as a rather odd club of which he had accidentally become a member and from which one could be expelled without reasons having to be supplied. He had already decided to leave the club if the meetings should become all too boring. But how boring is boring?

He regarded life as a rather odd club of which he had accidentally become a member and from which one could be expelled without reasons having to be supplied. He had already decided to leave the club if the meetings should become all too boring. But how boring is boring?

Language is something you inherit, it's never just you doing the talking, which helps when you're pretending.

Through men ... you learn how the world is. Through women you learn what it is.

I have never cared much for people. Most of them are cowards, conformists, muddleheads, moneygrubbers, and they infect each other.

Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases.

Man is a sad mammal that combs its hair.