If I ever married, I know I would dread the daily sound of the key in the door and the casual expectancy of 'Hello! I'm home!

If I ever married, I know I would dread the daily sound of the key in the door and the casual expectancy of 'Hello! I'm home!

I would do nearly anything for a laugh, to tell the truth. And I'm a particular favourite with young men with earrings.

Anyone who goes on the stage is a show-off, aren't they? Acting's weird.

A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

Pat Phoenix kept that amazing sassy look. I always wonder, was that because she was thrilled with that look, and thought it looked marvellous, or was it because she was too scared to change it? It's a double thing. Security and insecurity.

Some people love Sundays; I don't, particularly. I used to rather dread them when I was younger. I was brought up on Sunday roasts, which I've always loathed. If I didn't finish my meat, I had to sit with it for most of the afternoon. No wonder I'm a vegetarian now.