I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.

Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here.

But by the time I was 40, everything was winding down. It started after the war. On the plus side, there was more more products and technology. But for me the nightlife was winding down, the glamour, the fun.

They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.

When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.

I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.