They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.

Because of my age and because there's more work on the small screen. What it's missing in quality it makes up for in quantity. From an actor's selfish point of view.

I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.

When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.

They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.

I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.