They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.

It's a new town. The old elegance is gone. It used to be one big family, this industry.

The Thin Man was a good break, because it was highly popular. I played a gigolo in it.

I was out dancing with one actress or another. And that got press. Even when it didn't, the whole town knew I was a dancing fool, and since I couldn't very well dance with a man, they saw me dancing with a lady, and they assumed the rest.

I should remember more, and I have a pretty good memory.

I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.