I have a really, really great girl in my life right now.

Sophomore year, I got hit in the stomach playing football, and I was out of school for four months. I was in the hospital for two and then out of school for two.

I had my two front teeth knocked out by a sixth grader in first grade.

A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?

Trust me, high school ends. You graduate and get away from all the people you never want to see again-it's all good.

I have a necklace around my neck that my lady gave me, so I try never to leave home without that.

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!