To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!
I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before.
When you realize you're alive, you can live life!
A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?
I had my two front teeth knocked out by a sixth grader in first grade.
I have a really, really great girl in my life right now.