And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.

I have lived one step away from losing my mind for years. I am quick and accurate in spotting unstable streaks in others.

There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

This was an unpleasant trend. I didn’t want a lot of guys popping in and out of my bedroom. I wanted one who would stay.

Look, how come he showed up now? When you have other fairies in the woods? And does that sound crazy when you say it out loud, or what?

He gave me a look sure to put frost on anyone's pumpkin.

They found the corpse in the closet of Alcide's apartment, and they hatched a plan to hide his remains." Eric sounded like that had been kind of cute of us. "My Sookie hid a corpse?" "I don't think you can be too sure about that possessive pronoun." "Where did you learn that term, Northman?" "I took 'English as a Second Language' at a community college in the seventies.