Better to be screwed physically than financially.

Eric, what are you doing?" "Snuggling." "Get out of my bed!" -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

The fundamentalists were equally stymied. “We were worried about Adam and Steve,” a Baptist minister said. “Should we have been more worried about Rover and Fluffy?

Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.

Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.

i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric

I've got libraries in my blood.