I held on to my better nature by my fingernails but I held on.

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.

My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

The night swelled with magic; not the beneficent kind of love-magic that sweeps couples away, but the kind of magic that rips and tears, the enchantment that creeps out of the woods and pounces.

Sweetheart," Bill said formally, "I have always loved you, and I will be proud to die in your service. When I'm gone, say a prayer for me in a real church.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.