(Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.

Okay I've been stupid in the past. Not consistently stupid, but occasionally stupid. And I've made mistakes. You bet, I've made mistakes.

Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled. I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.

Sookie," Eric said. I didn't think he'd heard a word. "Yield to me." Well, that was pretty direct.

And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone

It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.

I am a woman, hear me roar," I said. Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped