It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.

If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.

Better to be screwed physically than financially.

I have lived one step away from losing my mind for years. I am quick and accurate in spotting unstable streaks in others.

Okay I've been stupid in the past. Not consistently stupid, but occasionally stupid. And I've made mistakes. You bet, I've made mistakes.

The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else. But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.

You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.