Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?" - Eric, club dead.

Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.

Following Simon's adventures is like being the pinball in an especially antic game, but it's well worth the wear and tear.

If I quit having fun, then it's time for me to quit working.

I've often wished when I started a book I knew what was going to happen. I talked to writers who write 80-page outlines, and I'm just in awe of that.