Okay I've been stupid in the past. Not consistently stupid, but occasionally stupid. And I've made mistakes. You bet, I've made mistakes.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver… a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

Only a group lack of imagination could account for people not wondering what went on in the dark around them.

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta