If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

When you read the book you see that these guys aren't holding any punches. They're straightforward. They're honest. They're giving you their honest opinion.

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.