for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I should stay listed via Pacific Telephone until I get as much as the average man has had

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.

…He was always high on drugs. I was not a drug man, but in case I wanted to hide from myself for a few days, I knew I could get anything I wanted from him.

Some people have written that my writing has helped them go on. It has helped me too. The writing, the roses, the 9 cats.

People don't do me much good.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

people are not good to each other. perhaps if they were our deaths would not be so sad.