People are strange: They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a major matter like totally wasting their lives, they hardly seem to notice.

Success is always dangerous. It can make an asshole out of anybody.

I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare.

If it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don’t do it.

There are times when those eyes inside your brain stare back at you.

great writers are indecent people they live unfairly saving the best part for paper. good human beings save the world so that bastards like me can keep creating art, become immortal. if you read this after I am dead it means I made it.

I give you soul. I give you wisdom and light and music and a bit of laughter. Also, I am the world's greatest horseplayer.