I seldom know what I'm going to write when I sit down. There isn't much agony and sweat of the human spirit involved in doing it. The writing's easy, it's the living that is sometimes difficult.

she’s mad, but she’s magic.

sometimes I hate you," she said.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

It’s hard to drink when you dance. And it’s hard to dance when you drink.

Dying should come easy: like a freight train you don't hear when your back is turned.

Sundays kill more people than bombs.